What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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