- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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