- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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