What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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batman has diarrhea

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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