guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Vote this down and get DOXED

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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