- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Two planes walk into an office building

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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