Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

eden stop

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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