- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

this is not a joke.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What's green and blue? yellow

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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