- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Sarah Jessica Parker

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