- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why do I hate food? I don't.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

everybody loves raymond

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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