- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

If i open this door you can go trough it

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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