- Anti Joke

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Rick Santorum 2012

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Rick Santorum 2012

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Wanna here a good joke?

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

John Cena for president

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Barack Obama

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Rick Santorum 2012

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN