This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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im gey

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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have safe sex

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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