Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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