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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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