Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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penis. nuff said.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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gay pom...

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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