- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Feminism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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