What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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