Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Continents are large islands.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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