- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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