How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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