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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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