- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

do you wanna hear a joke school

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

I love alchohol!

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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