- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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