- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

what is the color of a burp burple

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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