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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What does water smell like? water.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

I love alchohol!

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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