A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Women's Rights

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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