What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

no pun intended

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Roses are red.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Moral

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Anti Joke

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