A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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YOU

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Anti Joke

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