- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Vagina Boob

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

Those last 4 were by: Walter

My friend harris is fat.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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