Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

JUST KIDDING^

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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