Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...