- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

I grunt when I poop.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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