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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why is the ground wet It rained

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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