- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

Vagina Boob

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

My friend harris is fat.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

BIG PENIS

why did sally drown cause she was black

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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