- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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