- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

A women walks into a kitchen.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

I am very humble.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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