- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

I am very humble.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Im taking a shit right now.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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