- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy