- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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