What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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the WNBA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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If you were a cactus, why?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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