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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

If you were a cactus, why?

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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