A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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