Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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pudding

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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