"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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I have suicidal thoughts

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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