- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Where are you going Your house

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Sharvil has aids 4 times

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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