:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

I'm hungry.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

whats 2+2? 4

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

I killed someone on minecraft.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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