- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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