You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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I'm hungry.

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NAACP

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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the WNBA

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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