Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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