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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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