Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Your future.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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say cheese

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Women's rights...

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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