Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Christianity

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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