- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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