- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

knock knock whose there? my penis.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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