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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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I am a women

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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