- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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How would you rule?

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

the WNBA

How would you rule?

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN