what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

once upon a time, it snowed

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

So one time there was this woman learning...

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Anti Joke

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