What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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