- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

A woman is carried out of a bar.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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