- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Knock knock

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Your mom.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Nick Cannon

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

It says so on your cap.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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