- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do you call a black man? A person

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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