A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Women's rights

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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MySpace.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Poop.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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