why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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