Boner

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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An man walks to a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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