- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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