What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Yock

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Anti Joke

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