- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I am a women

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

gay people

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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