Black Friday

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Womens basketball

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

whats white and sticky glue

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Girls soccer

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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