- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Where are you going Your house

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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