Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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