What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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