A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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I was once a hamster.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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