- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

What do you call a Jew A Jew

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

PSN IS UP

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

i died. new product by steve jobs

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Of course, first door on your left

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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