What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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