Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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