- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Vagina.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

politically correct!

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Women

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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