- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

what's up? my penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Womens rights

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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